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officialunitedstates:

TOUCHGOAL!!! THE CROWD GOES WILD. THE SPORTS DAY HAS BEEN A ROARING SUCCESS

3 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
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justlearningasigo:

laughingsquid:

Melting Marshmallow Peeps with a Red Hot Ball of Nickel

This was completely unnecessary and for that I am thankful

9 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

penccils:

aoikouban:

remember aradia’s scene kid phase

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forgive me father for i have sinned

10 hours ago on April 18th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump

dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump

1 day ago on April 17th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

soloses:

the a in lgbtqa should stand for allies, they deserve the recognition for defeating the axis powers and winning world war 2

1 day ago on April 17th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #world war 2 #history 

tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

1 day ago on April 17th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #world war 2 #history 
u wot mVIII
- roman era British saying. (via jethroq)
1 day ago on April 17th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

1 day ago on April 17th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

x105b:

when someone walks into a room where you are playing piano and they are very surprised to see you playing the piano

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2 days ago on April 16th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
2 days ago on April 15th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
2 days ago on April 15th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

3 days ago on April 15th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

r3d1sth3b3stcolor:

falcon-knight:

ok STORYTIME

my mom gave me this gift for my birthday

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at first i was like

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please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy

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but then i was like

oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl

and i-

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make a wish?

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i think i just became a magical girl.

coolest fucking gift ever

3 days ago on April 15th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
nigga-chan:

Ah yes, a 1927 Playstation. Classic

nigga-chan:

Ah yes, a 1927 Playstation. Classic

3 days ago on April 14th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

alternia-bound-libra:

Homestuck started off with no arms 

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Paradox Space started off with 7

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[lets see how far we’ve come plays in the distance] 

4 days ago on April 14th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE