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rneerkat:

how the heck do people shoplift, thats so much weight to pick up, an entire store

8 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
8 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

8 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

easy-breezy-beautiful-fangirl:

bro-slimshady-strider:

faisdm:

scarecrowartist:

moonakatah:

guroboros:

moonakatah:

bro-slimshady-strider:

I demand they make an anime and base a character off of me right now

HOLD IT!

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WHATS THAT I HEAR? ANNOYING FEMALE SIDEKICK? REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR, AND READY TO DO…

…WHATEVER IT IS WE DO.

Did you really think you could make a series without including a villain? 

THINK AGAIN YOU PREPPY LOOKIN’ KIDS

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Time to go to work, beatrice! looks like troubles afoot!

YOU GUYS GOT ANY ROOM FOR A QUIRKY, HYPERACTIVE, COMIC RELIEF CYBORG ON YOUR LITTLE TEAM??

Couldn’t resist.

I actually really dig this cyborg character
And the villain is great too

There are times when I am annoyed with the Tumblr community. This is not one of those times.

20 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

20 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
hallelujahchorus:

how could you fuck up so tremendously

hallelujahchorus:

how could you fuck up so tremendously

20 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #fucking 

audino-hearts1:

jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

Thank you

20 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

ashle1:

wow

21 hours ago on April 22nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
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Song: Daft Mouth
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neilcicierega:

fravit:

neilcicierega:

It’s a cool place, and they say it gets harder

You’re bundled up now, wait ‘til you get better

this is the best smash up yet

Great news, Smash Mouth posted a link to this on their facebook and twitter.

this is now eggfficially a Smash Mouth sanctioned remix

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

purplepandapudgemiz:

chibisokka:

reshiham:

canuckistanicefront:

reshiham:

Someone actually fucking did the math for this

assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.

I didn’t think this could get better, but it did.

8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like

YES IT DID GET BETTER

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #anime 
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timhortonsmajesty:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT OH MY GOD

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #important 
lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

thatssoproblematic:

caffeinatedfeminist:

Another friend is pregnant

There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then

I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.

1 day ago on April 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE